1. thegoddess-afrodite:


    Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

    This can save lives

    (via werestupidbutwerehappy)


  4. rosaparking:

    babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

    (via join-the-tide)


  6. "I remember my son once asked me, “Did you ever, like, kiss in high school?” And I told him this long drawn-out story of how shy I was, how I finally got a girlfriend but she broke up with me because I was too shy to try to kiss her, and then I had another girlfriend but still couldn’t figure out kissing. The technique was always a big obstacle in my head, like, How do you kiss? Where does your chin go? Forget about anything beyond kissing-first base was a total mystery to me. So I’m telling my son this long story, and he listens patiently until he finally realizes where I’m going with it, and he says, “Dad, no-did you like Kiss in high school? Kiss, the band!” And I was, “Oh yeah, Kiss…they were good.”"
    — Steve Buscemi (via buzzedfeed)

    (Source: memebuscemi, via martinscorsaucy)


  7. inspiring:

    mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor

    (via jackiebuelahburkhart)